Bumper stickers I need…

After hauling a good ton and a half of gravel in my old beater pickup through Bend traffic, it’s becoming clear to me that I need some bumper stickers. ┬áSome ideas that I like:

“This old truck hauls more than your fancy truck”

“How’s that 4-wheel-stop treating you?”

or maybe more general to bend,

“Save a deer ; hunt a Californian”

Or the classic “If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?”